Product code: Vintage The North Face Rage hotsell one piece snowsuit
Ladies and Gentlemen. Spring skiing is almost upon us. Do you really think you're gonna show up on the sunny slopes wearing that stupid expensive Arc'teryx coat? Those Burton snow pants? Are you genuinely asking to be made fun of? No way hotsell José. You want style. You want sex appeal. You want this bangin' snowsuit. This puppy is guaranteed to make you the king of the hill. It's both cool enough to make you look pro and Jerry enough to make your every fall seem intentional. It features a hood to protect your luscious locks, a kangaroo pouch for your Liquid Death (or PBR, your choice) and zippers galore. Sure this baby ain't got no fancy Gore-Tex and the insides flakier than that one friend from high school, but when you're zippin through the trees with your Pit Vipers and mullet the dopamine will drown out all your concerns. Tag reads size medium. I'm 5'10” and it fits loose oke me so I'd say it could go between 5'10” and 6'2” or so. Measurements available on request. Asking $95 OBO.
Ladies and Gentlemen. Spring skiing is almost upon us. Do you really think you're gonna show up on the sunny slopes wearing that stupid expensive Arc'teryx coat? Those Burton snow pants? Are you genuinely asking to be made fun of? No way hotsell José. You want style. You want sex appeal. You want this bangin' snowsuit. This puppy is guaranteed to make you the king of the hill. It's both cool enough to make you look pro and Jerry enough to make your every fall seem intentional. It features a hood to protect your luscious locks, a kangaroo pouch for your Liquid Death (or PBR, your choice) and zippers galore. Sure this baby ain't got no fancy Gore-Tex and the insides flakier than that one friend from high school, but when you're zippin through the trees with your Pit Vipers and mullet the dopamine will drown out all your concerns. Tag reads size medium. I'm 5'10” and it fits loose oke me so I'd say it could go between 5'10” and 6'2” or so. Measurements available on request. Asking $95 OBO.